Just make sure you’re going to the bathroom afterwards! Nobody likes a UTI!

Sorry, I meant TNG

She’s gorgeous

In no particular order

•Golden Girls

•Futurama

•The Simpsons

•Schitt’s Creek

•Ted Lasso

•Brooklyn 99

•IASIP

•Bluey

•Firefly

•The Good Place

•The Mighty Boosh

•Star Trek TNG

•Wings

•Supernatural

Me too

Machikne! - motherfucker in Nepali, very satisfying

Earl’s puts cilantro on their chowder 🤢🤮 so wrong

Change that KitKat to a snickers and that’s me

lmaooo is this non-political??

Help, I’m too sad to tell 😭

Hurtful, but may be true

i took the hashtag away from the link. try again

I’ll give it a shot

Minimum wage in Massachusetts is now 15.00, but honestly it should be like twice that

I always have Ode to my Family stuck in my head. The beginning of it is just so nice to sing

“Du-dudu-du-du-dudu-du

Just the other day I was noticing how you don’t see vhs or cassette tape ribbon just littering the ground anymore. It’s better this way

My father recommended The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever by Stephen R. Donaldson and I fucking hated it. The main character is an awful person. I was waiting for someone to kill him the whole book

I always told my coworkers at least we don’t have to clean up after the shoplifters

I had one guy I interviewed tell me, unprompted, that all the women in the company would definitely feel comfortable around him.

Ok???

It was a fast no thank you. So I guess I’d do that.

All are welcome in the name of smut

If you find something let us know 👀 smut girlies need to stick together