That’s ok, we have the remedy.

(It’s a song lyric, Mr FBI man.)

Be ungovernable.

They call it a double-sided economy.

I call it “let’s fuck everyone.”

I was so hopeful of him. I was like “this dude could go all the way.”

Then the stroke ruined him.

Brain damage causes conservatism.

Take

Care

Of

Your

TEETH

It’s probably self explanatory given my education and career choices.

Poor Hoobler…

The baby or the fire station?

Fiat justitia ruat caelum

Cut the blue and white wire.

NOT the white and blue wire! For the love of God, do not cut that one.

“One crime at a time.”

I’m really sorry I was never there for you. You didn’t deserve that. You’re an incredibly special and amazing person and I’ll always regret not being there for these moments.

I’m so proud of you and how you succeeded without my support.

I want you to know that I’m here for you now and can’t wait to celebrate your successes and support you through life’s speed bumps.

Love,

Dad

Red kibble was the Expanse. Belter food.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead is so good that they named (created) the comic book character after the song, not the other way around.

“Have you ever seen a cat penis???” - Troy from Community

The Egg by Andy Weir

Elijah Did

She wrote some bangers. “O Viridissima Virga” slaps.

How has nobody mentioned the term “pocket veto” yet? He can just stick it in a drawer and never sign it. His lackeys in congress can recess within the 10-day time period (you know, Thanksgiving) and then it’s dead. They have to reintroduce the bill and go through it all over again.