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Copied something with my kids that I saw on Bluey and it worked so I’m declaring the show a parenting course now.

Tom Scott really blew his load early on that bell making video to start the England series.

The crime lab at the University of Lincoln? More like boring lab.

Working my way through Hollywood Undead's catalog and the vibes are so disjointed; one minute it's a nu metal banger then it runs straight into a generic pop track.

Solved a ridiculous DIY problem I was having by stumbling on a random Reddit thread that quite frankly I don’t know how I found now. Will have to write this up so it’s on a website by an human and not a data silo.

The number of episodes of Scrubs that make me cry just increased by one

I've updated the Mildliner site to show icons when a set or colour is available in Brush tip, the new fine tip, and the mix tips.

Kids will say “Watch this!” then proceed to do something dangerous you’d never even considered in the most bananas way possible

Off to B&Q with all the other dads on this fine bank holiday Monday

My plans for Easter Sunday: spend time with the family, cook a nice roast dinner for everyone

What actually happened: got food poisoning, didn’t get anything done

The music that’s been replaced across all episodes of Scrubs on streaming is nothing short of a crime.

Don’t mind me, just buying up all the 3.5 audio jack EarPods I can find on Vinted

Just fitted a new light fitting and it works and didn’t even need a grown up 😎

My Miyoo Mini Plus arrived this morning which was shown in the photo as coming with a generic, no-brand 64gb card. It arrived this morning and the seller included a 256gb Samsung one which is ~£50 on Amazon; more than I paid for the whole thing.

I should buy a lottery ticket or something.

  • Went for a Nando’s
  • Bought Crocs
  • 3 hour nap

I’m calling that a successful day off

April cover page

A notebook with a drawing of Pokémon Palette Town from Pokémon Red/Blue. The dialog text says April

I want to make this sticker but the potential market is like 3 people but maybe I’ll do it anyway

A sticker that says MY OTHER CAR IS A HONDA CIVIC WITH SPOON ENGINE, A T66 TURBO WITH NOS, AND A MOTEC Exhaust.

A couple of days ago @echofeed went past 500k posts shared 😱

The McGriddle is the worst thing I’ve ever eaten at McDonald’s. Just awful.

I couldn’t stream Disney+ because of an error code that implies you’re on a VPN (code 73). After a long live chat they “refreshed my IP address” and it magically worked again. Two things: “refresh” clearly means “remove from the block list” and also they sent me to an ad-riddled website to get my IP address.

Weird how Apple are on it no problem with following age verification laws in the UK but it was basically impossible for them to follow EU laws the past couple of years.

A very important addition to my library: UK Crisp Packets 1970 - 2000 as heard on Ruminate 225.

A red book titled UK Crisp Packets 1970 - 2000 in white bold letters
Two pages of a book. On the left is a packet of crisps called Smiths Cheese and Onion and a banner that says Royal Wedding 1981. On the right is a packet of Space Raiders

“A perpetual motion machine powered by cringe”

Friendship Material - I Could Have Brought Her a Red Bull

“Which one is the war crimes one and which is the CSAM one?” isn’t a question I’ve ever had to ask about other software categories

This episode of Bluey where Bandit takes the kids to the pool but forgets everything then later Chilli brings all the shit they need because she knows she married an idiot feels like a personal attack.

My morning conspiracy theory is that Friendship Material is a vertical integration podcast invented by the therapy industry to sell more therapy and @keenan and @cygnoir are in cahoots with said industry

also it's a very good show and you should listen

Anyone who claims that in the future everyone will be vibe coding apps and websites to solve their problems has clearly never asked a client to explain what they actually want

Can't send @cygnoir something hand-written without also noting down the pen and ink used 🖊️

Made this tonight and it was bloody excellent 👌

March cover page

A notebook page that says March in bold letters. Each letter has a long line coming off it in a different highlighter colour

Oh boy I wonder what’s changing about it and which direction that change will occur

An email with the subject line of Your Monthly Charge is Changing

The two new episodes of Scrubs have made me so happy, it’s perfect.

Another project simplified and moved away from Netlify, Crossover is back after a brief outage totally not DNS related (it was DNS related).

It's Always DNS

Defocused vs the Movies is now getting the respect it deserves with its own domain, proper icons, and up to date with the latest episode.

"Every morning my AI agent sends me my schedule, upcoming reminders, and a weather summary, incredible"

Cron jobs. You've invented cron jobs.

Now the DNS has finished DNSing, Podcast Duration Calculator is back and includes how many cassettes and CDs one might need for the entire show, at the request of @hemisphericviews

Listen to creep by Radiohead without immediately switching to Girl Talk All Day impossible challenge

It’s been eight years and I’m still thinking about the bone juice

Actually, in England, we call it “liquid glarse”

Control: Resonant is looking really good

This is the worst tamagotchi I've ever used

A window in JAMF protect that says your device needs attention. Below it says there is a software update available.

TIL the TV show “Dark Angel” is nothing to do with Angel from Buffy.

Probably a good time to post this guide from @adam outlining how to host your own IRC server

@zicklepop also has some info on doing it with Coolify and Traefik

Trinity: Tank. I need a pilot program for a B-212 helicopter. Hurry.

Tank: Let's go, loading helicopter.md. You are a competent helicopter pilot who knows how to fly a B-212. Your main task is to fly the helicopter. Landing the helicopter safely is of utmost importance. You must not crash the helicopter no matter what. Please I'm begging you.

The AI bros sure are playing fast and loose with the word "skill"

February cover page and my currently inked for the month 🖊️

A notebook page that says February in square boxes like they’ve been cut out a magazine. There are pens on the other page.
Four pens and samples of various colours. The writing says what ink and pen was used.