There’s people playing the John Lewis advert out loud next to me on his train. Fuck you Apple.
- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you Apple.
- Just bought my headphones for a 2 hour train journey and forgot my fucking adapter.
- Ahhh fuck, not Robert Vaughn as well 😩
- Hey twitter, don’t fry anything covered in pepper if you don’t want to pepper-spray yourself 😩

