What a time to be alive.
I know this is supposed to be a warning about the heavy toll of consumerism, but I’m marveling at the planning and coordination we have developed to fill shelves and display racks the world over. Think of all those railroad ties; the fuel; the vast quantities of mined metals! All so we can return a pedometer to the store because the color wasn’t what we expected based on the box. This opportunity to dispose…
3 Manimals and a Baby
Wherein a bunch of animals lament Mowgli’s departure from the jungle after spending 5 minutes singing with him.
Almost a political satire and even closer to a commentary on human nature but it settles for lazy stereotypes instead.
…however, George Sanders as Shere Khan is next-level casting.
Pixelesque
Q: What does:
• Onomatopoeia better than comic book adaptations;
• Character progression better than video game adaptations;
• Fight scenes better than anime adaptations;
• Caulkins better than Macaulay;
• Chris Evans better than Captain America;
• Brandon Routh better than Superman; and
• Brie Larson better than Brie Larson?
“Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things… When I was a child, I spoke like…
